grow up already

oh hai i wroted mor
July 26, 2007, 10:44 am
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A couple months ago I was driving with Aundrea in Hayward. We were behind one of those weird pickup trucks with a camper shell that’s covered in stickers. Usually it’s like a bunch of Raiders stickers. But then one of us noticed a couple of cat related slogans.

I love cats! They taste just like chicken.
Lost your cat? Check under my tire.

What the fuck. We strained to read more and started tailgating the guy. They just kept coming.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Cat…the other white meat.
So many cats, so few recipes.

Lost your cat? Check my bumper
1000 kills and counting (cat in crosshairs graphic)

We had to see this motherfucker. We did some shit and got alongside him. If you’re picturing a weird skinny old guy with a light-colored cowboy hat and white beard wearing flannel, so were we. And that is exactly what he was.


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